THE TILTED KILT AND PETCO BLUES
The Padres took it on the chin again last night as the Arizona D'Backs totally outclassed the Friars in the rubber game of a three-game series. I won't go into details of the game--you can find that in the UT or on the Padres' website. I will, however, make a few observations regarding the Padres' sloppy defense and pitching.
But first, I want to talk about my night at the ballpark with my nephew Brandon, who turned 15 on July 10. Brandon doesn't get the opportunity to attend many games at Petco Park, so I make it a point to take him to a game every year around his birthday. So, last night was "boys' night out" for Brandon and Uncle Dean. (It should be noted that Brandon was the inspiration for the character Michael Robbins in my book, Pinch Hitter, and just happens to be a very handsome young man.)
One of the reasons I was looking forward to last night had absolutely nothing to do with the Padres or Petco Park. Whenever we go to Petco, my wife and I usually hang out before the games at the Tilted Kilt Pub and Eatery on Tenth Street, just outside the ballpark. If you've never been to the TK, I'd highly recommend it for the terrific food, service, and the 30 flat plasma screens and three 12-foot HD projection screens that cover the walls. For those of you who have experienced the TK, you know that Tilted Kilt girls are all gorgeous young ladies that are dressed...well, let's just say that they're dressed. Some of the young men who regularly frequent the TK may still be unaware that they actually do serve food.
Anyway, while vividly remembering what it was like to be 15 (albeit a long time ago), I couldn't wait to introduce Brandon, who will be a sophomore this year, to the bevy of beautiful young women at the TK. As soon as we entered the establishment, I could tell that Brandon had gotten over the adolescent shyness he displayed a year ago when we introduced him to some lovely young ladies at Seau's The Restaurant. Upon being seated, we were greeted by a beautiful young lady who happens to be one of our favorite servers. (I won't mention her name, but this girl sparkles with personality.) After inquiring about the whereabouts of my wife, she said that she was leaving soon but would introduce us to our server--a young lady with whom I was not previously acquainted.
During the course of our meal, we were visited often by our lovely server, who made it a point to converse with Brandon about his high school. After we finished our burgers (they're great, by the way) and paid the check, I asked Brandon if he was ready to leave. Obviously enjoying the view and the attention, he said no. However, before I had a chance to explain that our server would be losing money if we stayed at that table, he said something that one wouldn't expect from a 15-year-old boy who was sitting in a large room full of gorgeous young women. He said, "Uncle Dean, maybe we should go. There are a lot of people waiting for tables." I was impressed. As much as he wanted to stay, he was being considerate of the waiting patrons and our server.
He commented later that the Tilted Kilt is his favorite new restaurant...and he can't wait to go back.
Oh yeah...the game. The Padres looked awful last night. As much as I like Chase Headley, I hate the fact that he's playing out of position. The club needs to make a decision as to whom their third baseman of the future is going to be. If it's Headley, then Kouzmanoff should be dealt. If it's Kouz, then Headley should be traded.
I also believe that Cha Seung Baek and Josh Banks are better suited for the bullpen. Just take a look at their numbers as starters. Outside of Peavy, Young, and Maddux, we do not have decent starters. Why not give some of the AAA or AA pitchers an opportunity to show us what they can do? We may be pleasantly surprised...kinda like Brandon was at the TK last night.

